A Letter from an Indian Girl to Indian Media on Sanjay Dutt issue:
Please do not make Sanjay Dutt a National Hero. He possessed 10s of Arms and hand grenades that Indian citizens are not supposed to. It goes beyond my imagination (should have) that if anyone need to keep 10s of AK-47 rifles and Hand-Grenade bombs for self-protection that too in India. Please Indian media do not make a saint out of a criminal, even though he is a celebrity.
A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his brother.. He replied: "So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but, like his step mom or something, was kinda bitch n she forced her hubby to send this Ram to sum jungle or something.. Coz he was going for 14yrs, so his wife n bro got along (U knw just 2 chill)..
Dedicated To All Engineering Students
just imagine u r alone in a dense forest
a fearful wind blows and u find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall
with fearful heart u approach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u
and a great light fills on the building then
It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any further unless you are sitting down... Okay?
Well, then, I am getting along pretty well now. The skull fracture and the concussion I got when I jumped out of the window of my dormitory when it caught fire shortly after my arrival, are pretty well healed now. I only spent two weeks in the hospital and now I can see almost normally and only get three headaches a day.
Fortunately the fire in the dormitory and my jump were witnessed by an attendant at the gas station near the dorm and he was the one who called the Fire Department and the ambulance. He also visited me at the hospital, and since I had nowhere to live because of the burnt-out dorm, he was kind enough to invite me to share his apartment with him. It's really a basement room, but it is kind of cute. He is a very fine boy and we have fallen deeply in love and are planning to get married. We haven't set the exact date yet, but it will be before my pregnancy begins to show.
Yes, Mother and Dad, I am pregnant. I know how much you are looking forward to being grandparents and I know you will welcome the baby and give it the same love and devotion and tender care you gave me when I was a child. The reason for the delay in our marriage is that my boyfriend has some minor infection which prevents us from passing our premarital blood tests and I carelessly caught it from him. This will soon clear up with the penicillin injections I am now taking daily.
I know you will welcome him into our family with open arms. He is kind and although not well-educated, he is ambitious. Although he is of a different race and religion than ours, I know you expressed tolerance will not permit you to be bothered by the fact that his skin color is somewhat darker than ours. I am sure you will love him as I do. His family background is good, too for I am told that his father is an important in the village in Africa from which he comes.
Now that I have brought you up to date, I want to tell you that there was no dormitory fire, I did not have a concussion or skull fracture, I was not in the hospital, I am not pregnant, I am not engaged, I do not have syphilis and there is no boyfriend in my life. However, I am getting a "D" in History and an "F" in Science, and I wanted you to see these marks in the proper perspective.
A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
Girl:Do U wanna Love with me?
Girl:if I leave U then will u cry?
Girl got Hurt n started 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r not Pretty but BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want 2 live without U but LIVE 4 U.
When u leave me i will not cry BuT DIE.
I love u. My dream i see U. ♥
everywhere. U know, i not live u..
I come green shirt tomorrow. U luv i, u come green frock.
I wait down mango tree.
U no come, i jump tree.
Now girl replies..
DEAR mONU ur letter mummy see.
Papa beat me, bahut sarra.
I royi royi.. Mummy angry. ♥ Lock me room.
i No come. No jump.
I luv u. C u another day. I no green
frock only red.
अजीब जहाँ है, तेरा ए मेरे खुदा
कहा तुने हूँ मैं हर जगह!
फिर दिखा क्यों मुझे कहीं नहीं
देखता तो हूँ मैं तुझे हर जगह !
ढूंढते है लोग हर पल तुझे हर जगह
मंदिर मस्जिद और न जाने कहाँ कहाँ!
पता अपना बता दे ए मेरे खुदा मुझे
एक बार ही सही मगर खुद से मिला दे मुझे!
इतनी शिफत तो मेरी दुआ मैं अदा हो
याद करू मैं तुझे और तू सामने मेरे खड़ा हो!
है नाम पे तेरे क्यों इतना कत्ले आम
क्या तुने ऐसा ही बनाया था इंसान
रूह मैं जब बस्ता है तू सबकी
तो फिर कैसे हैवान बन गया इंसान !
ए खुदा ऐसा ही जहाहं है तेरा
तो कैसा ये जहाँ है तेरा !
लगता खुद से खफा है जहाँ तेरा
तुझसे ही न जाने कैसे जुदा जहाँ है तेरा!
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your brother, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”
2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.
3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.
4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)
5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.
6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial “0″to get an outside line.
7.) U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.
8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.
9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.
10.) Ur important ‘meetings’ usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.
11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.
13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.
14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.
15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.
16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12