Khatarnak Biwi

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!
Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Biwi : He bhagwan,
Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna
tha.
Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
Nikamme ho....!
Gadhe ho.....!
Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
Jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
Husband shocked..!