TUFANI BARISH
ADHI RAAT
aadmi Dominos pe pizza lene aya
Waiter: Aap MARRIED ho ?
Aadmi: Kutte, aise tufan me kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejti hai...
Friday, September 19, 2014
Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai
Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
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Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !...
All men are brave
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely do....
Game that reflects the status of the husband
Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she like...
Monday, September 15, 2014
why is your mummy sitting silently today
Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and I heard fevi-stick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son...
Law of equality
Law of equality..
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 mi...
Monday, September 8, 2014
A Man speaks 25000 words Daily and Woman speaks 30000
Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
But the Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words and Wife starts her 300...
Sunday, September 7, 2014
So you control your wife
In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues.....
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata,
Chatri Lauta de Bha...
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se
Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hu...
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir
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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pot...
Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap
Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aa...
Friday, September 5, 2014
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai
Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja, Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi h...
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aa...
Wednesday, September 3, 2014
ankho main nami or vitamin ki kami
Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi...
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha h...
One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell
One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. ?!
Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an "e" in the last word.
Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house....
He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her."?...
We Indians Are Unique
We Indians Are Unique
1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.
2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.
3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair...
