Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label women. Show all posts

Sunday, July 10, 2016

O Womaniya O O Womaniya

This one's a Ladies special
O-Womaniya-oo-oo-womaniya

Written by a lady

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

O Womaniya ooo ooo womania..

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Seven Complicated Facts About Women

women
Seven complicated facts about Women:
1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complimented.

Extremely Complicated!

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Women will never be as successful as men

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them

 
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