Khatarnak Biwi

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!
Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Biwi : He bhagwan,
Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna
tha.
Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
Nikamme ho....!
Gadhe ho.....!
Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas bahaane banaate ho..!
Jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!
Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!
Husband shocked..!

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Village love story

Ek ladka ek ladki ko red rose deta h tab ladki bahut sharmate hue kehti hai..
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Na yo ni lendi mai.yo to lagre mhare ghRaaa

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Indian Students Love Definition

Question :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 20 marks)

Answer:

USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.  (marks :  5  out  of  20 )

UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.  ( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

UAE's Student......
Answer : Love  Khuda   hai.  ( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

Indian Student........
Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but now a days can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks  20  out  of  20 )

Excellent !!

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Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai

Mere 1 Friend Ne Mere Phone Se Meri GF Ka Number Chura Liya!
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Friend : Toh Fir..
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Boy : Paagal Kal Se Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai...

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Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well

A Rabbit Runs, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.

Moral:

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well..

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