Showing posts with label Punjabi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Punjabi. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Nak(Nose) Vi Leak Da

 A Bhola in London talking to a Dr about her sick child...

London Doctor

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"My kaka is ill ek week da. Na eat da, na sleep da , bas weep da te cheek da, nale nak vi leak da

Monday, October 12, 2020

Punjabis Short Forms


 Punjabis Short Forms

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Punjaban In London

punjaban-in-londonA Punjaban in London talking to a Dr about her sick child ....
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"My kaka is ill ek week da. Na eat da, na sleep da , bas weep da te cheek da, nale nak vi leak da"

Saturday, October 3, 2015

Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha

Punjabi : Sunti ho
punjabi

Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha

Punjaban: Sach!! Kya bola?

Punjabi : "BEHAN"



Wednesday, September 30, 2015

What is the Fastest thing in the World

fastest-thing-in-the-world-with-santa
4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...

1 Common Question:-

"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"

Student of HARVARD: "Light"

Student of OXFORD: "Thought"

Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"

SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY:
"Loose Motion!"

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could "Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light",,
It was all Over...

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .... Punjab Rocked...!!!

Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota

Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To kuch KEYS ya MESSAGES k naam iss prakaar hote:
computer-system-in-punjabi

Welcome :   Jee ayaa nu.

Ok :   Ahoo.

Insert:   Paao

Send:   Sutto

Download:   Thalle laao

Delete:    Mitti paao

Search:    Labbo

Run:   Nasso

Syntax Error:  Durr fitte moo

Ctrl+Alt+Del:   Sayaapa hi  Mukaoo

Friday, April 19, 2013

Ultimate English by punjabi

Ultimate English by Punjabi


ultimate english by punjabi

Friday, March 22, 2013

Sartaj Modified Song

sartajSartaj Modified- Asi gye gurudware te kol Car c,
othe ja k dekhya langar tyar c.

koi koi sune babbe di gall nu,
koi koi dekhe jalebiyan wal nu...

sartaj ne chuk jalebi luko layi,
babbeyan ne kutt-kutt othe hi kho layi.

Jlebi chkn te kam khrab ho gya,
fer sartaj chup chap ho gya.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Love Letter from punjaban jatti to husband.

O mere dil de chain,
tere piche kutte pain,
Tu luteya mere dil da chain,
rabb kare tenu keede pain,

 
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