Saturday, August 28, 2021

Love Definition by USA, UK, Indian Students

what is love
IEE Paper Question :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 20 marks)


Answer:

USA's Student

Answer: Love is life.

(marks :  5  out  of  20 )


UK's Student

Answer : Love is pain.

( marks : 5 out  of  20 )


UAE's Student

Answer : Love  Khuda   hai.

( marks : 5 out  of  20 )




Indian Student

Answer :

Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated


- TYPES:

1 sided & 2 sided


- AGE:

Usually occurs in teenagers but nowdays can be found in any age


- SYMPTOMS:

Tension

Daydreaming

Insomnia

Phone Addiction


- DIAGNOSIS BY:

Diary

Photos

Mobile


- TREATMENT:

Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe

or

Mother's Sandal......


(marks  20  out  of  20 )


Excellent !!

Khatarnak Biwi

Khatarnak Biwi

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!

Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Biwi : He bhagwan,

Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha.

Mujhe pata tha..!

Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!

Kaamchor ho..!

Nikamme ho....!

Gadhe ho.....!

Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!

Bas bahaane banaate ho..!

Jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

Husband shocked..!

Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai

 Mere 1 Friend Ne Mere Phone Se Meri GF Ka Number Chura Liya!

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.Friend : Toh Fir..

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Boy : Paagal Kal Se Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well
 A Rabbit Runs, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.

While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 100 yrs.

Moral:

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well

Self Control, so not addicted to study

People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it
 People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!


I'm studying since nursery 


But still not addicted to studying


This is called 'self control'

Thursday, August 5, 2021

Funny Leave Applications from Famous Companies - Murdering English Language

Infosys, Bangalore:

leave Application

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,please sanction me one-week leave."

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Oracle, Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

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Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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A leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to a headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another letter written to a headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

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Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."

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Actual application for leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead

 A foreigner to Indian Husband : Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?

Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead


Indian replied : Because they Record everything...

Marriage Bureau Registration

marriage bureau to register
 A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date. 

Office was closed. Message on Notice Board. 

Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm... "Kindly use this time to think again"

Monday, July 19, 2021

Why Ambulance is White

 Teacher- Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color?

Science Student :
AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, 
Oxygen is a gas.
GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD. 
FOOD is source of VITAMINS.
We get Vitamin-D from SUN.
SUN produces LIGHT.
LIGHT comes from bulbs.
Small BULBS are used 2
decorate CHRISTMAS tree. 
CHRISTMAS means GIFTS.
GIFTS r given by SANTA.
SANTA lives in NORTH POLE.
NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS.
POLAR BEARS r WHITE. .
That's Y ambulance is WHITE :P
Moral: Don't Play with engineers grin emoticon
Tomorrow I'll tell u why sky is blue!! :)

A heart touching poem by an ENGINEERING student

If I die in exam zone,

A heart touching poem by an ENGINEERING student

Box me up and send me home...
Put my papers on my chest,
and tell my mom i did my best...
And tell my dad not to bow,
He will not get tension from me now...
Tell my bro study perfectly,
Keys of my bike will be his permanently...
Tell my sis don't be upset,
Her bro will not rise after this sunset...
Don't tell my friends they are hearties,
and start to ask for parties....
Tell my LOVE not to CRY,
"COZ" I am Engineer BORN TO DIE....!!!

 
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