A heart touching poem by an ENGINEERING student

If I die in exam zone,

Box me up and send me home...

Put my papers on my chest,

and tell my mom i did my best...

And tell my dad not to bow,

He will not get tension from me now...

Tell my bro study perfectly,

Keys of my bike will be his permanently...

Tell my sis don't be upset,

Her bro will not rise after this sunset...

Don't tell my friends they are hearties,

and start to ask for parties....

Tell my LOVE not to CRY,

"COZ" I am Engineer BORN TO DIE....!!!

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If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms

If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:

1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”

2.) Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U cant remember.

3.) U drink more tea or coffee than water.

4.) U keep trying to shut down ur home computer by pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del (used to lock office comps)

5.) When ur mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call.

6.) When U make calls at home, U accidentally dial “0″to get an outside line.

7.) U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards in years.

8.) Ur last crush was a girl in HR, ur current crush is the new girl in HR and all ur crushes in the future will be girls in HR.

9.) U spend the entire day reading forwards, smoking cigarettes, drinking tea/coffee and playing T.T. and then complain about the late working hours.

10.) Ur important ‘meetings’ usually comprise two or three people max, including yourself.

11) U secretly prepare for CAT only to find ur PL sitting behind you at the exam.

13.) U keep pressing Ctrl+Enter wondering why your gmail is not going.

14.) U email ur mate who works at the desk next to U.

15.) As U read this list, U r thinking of sending it to ur friends who are also in IT.

16.)U r too busy to notice there was no line no. 12

17.)U r not sure so u scroll back check it .

18.)And now u r smiling!!!!

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मैं सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर बन गया

मैं सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर बन गया सपने तो सभी देखते है ,
मेरा भी एक सपना था ,
ज़िन्दगी मैं कुछ कर गुजरने का मन में जो ठान लिया था बहुत ही लगन से मैंने कि थी पढाई ,
इसलिए मैंने भी सोचा क्यों ना सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर बन जाऊ मेरे भाई ,
कालेज के दिन ख़तम हुए ,और वक़्त हाथ से यूँ ही फिसल गया,

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