Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts

Saturday, August 28, 2021

Khatarnak Biwi

Khatarnak Biwi

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!

Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!

Biwi : He bhagwan,

Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha.

Mujhe pata tha..!

Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!

Kaamchor ho..!

Nikamme ho....!

Gadhe ho.....!

Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!

Bas bahaane banaate ho..!

Jindagi mey kuch to kam karo...!

Tumhe nahin milega, Isliye pehle hi le aayi thi..!

Husband shocked..!

Thursday, August 5, 2021

Marriage Bureau Registration

marriage bureau to register
 A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date. 

Office was closed. Message on Notice Board. 

Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm... "Kindly use this time to think again"

Thursday, April 8, 2021

Formal and Funny Wedding Invitation to Office Colleague

Hello Team, 

indian wedding invitation
As an important part of my everyday life, please accept this invitation to my upcoming
wedding at Ambala on 9th April.

I welcome you to join the ceremony from my heart and soul. I hope with presence of (Company Name) family my happiness would be doubled.

I will wait for you all to come before my wedding day, so that we can enjoy my last day of independence 😉 . Most important.....  so that, I will be having time to introduce you all to my family.. "Mitahi bhi to deni haiii 😎".

There will be DJ night , Jagoo program , dinner but sorry no drinks.. 🍷, just normal water.... 😋

Dorry worry about the stay.. all will be done and if there will be any issue searching for the place then feel free to call me or my parents. And if required, before leaving I will create a map for you guys.. 😉 .. 

I will wait for you all...

P.S : Married couples are requested to come along with their spouse and kids.. 😀

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Indian Bride Dancing On Stage


Indian Bride Dancing On Stage

Bride Dancing While Arriving on Stage


 Bride Dancing While Arriving on Stage

Thursday, August 20, 2020

Kya Mere Ghar Me Klesh Karna Pasand Krogi

 Best #marriage #proposal .. kya mere ghar me klesh karna pasand krogi.


Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Before Marriage and After Marriage


Friday, February 2, 2018

A Dog And Wife

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog)

Don't laugh loud ----



The extended version says...



Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai

Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai.Court marriage karni hai ya mummy papa se puchh kar arrange marriage karni hai.

Ladki ne kaha hum gareeb hain aur mere papa abhi shadi ka kharcha nahi utha sakte

aur

Main apne parents ki bahut respect karti hoon main ghar se bhagne ki bajay mar jana pasand karungi.

Lekin aap mere parents se baat kar sakte hain baiki ve jaisa kahenge vaisa hoga.

Ladke ne kaha “mujhe kya objection hoga" maine kaun sa
dahej ki demand rakhni hai.

Tum kah rahi ho to main baat kar lunga.

Ladka unke ghar jata hai aur unke mata-pita se baat karta hai.

Ladki ke pita ne kaha mere paas to sirf 1000 rupaye pade
Hain,

Main shadi kaise karun ladke ne kaha shadi to hajar rupaye mein bhi ho jati hai.

Ladki ke papa ne kaha wo kaise ladke ne kaha aap kal mere saath chalna.

Agle din ladka aata hai aur kahta hai apne family ke khas khas logo ke saath mere saath chaliye.

Vo sab uski gaadi mein baith jaate hain thodi door jakar ek sweet shop ke saamne ladka gadi rokta hai.

Aur kahta hai papaji aap 2 kilo badiya wali sweets le aaiye.

Vo sweets le aate hain uske baad ladka ek court ke saamne gaadi rokta hai or court mein ladki ke saath shadi ka registration karvata hai.

Ladka kahta hai pitaji ho gai shadi ab aap mithai baant dijie aur ho gai is 1000 rapaye ki mithai mein shadi,

aapko aur koi kharcha nahi karna hai ladki ke father ki aankhon mein aansu aa jate hain.

Lekin ek mahine baad hi ladke ki ek accident mein maut ho jati hai.

Ladki accidental spot per pahuchti hai to dead body dekh kar behosh ho jati hai.

Ladke ka postmortum hota hai aur dead body aur khoon se lathpath kapde ghar aa jate hain.

Ladke ka antim sanskar kar diya jata hai.

Ladki ne wo khoon se sane kapde dhobi ko dhone ke liye diye.

Dhobi ne kaha madam ye kapde fenk dijiye.

Ye bekar ho gaye hain aur ye daag ab jaane wale nahi hain.

Lekin ladki ne kaha tum rahne do.

Mere paas ye kapde unki yaad ke taur par rahenge main in kapdo ko kisi ko nahi dungi

Ladki ne kapde khud dhoye lekin khoon ke daag nahi gaye.

Ladki so gai sapne mein ladki ko ek budhiya najar Aai.

Usne kaha Ye daag aise nahi jaane wale.

{Ha Ha Ha Ha}

Ladki dar kar uth jati hai agle din ladki ne kapde fir dhoye.

Lakin daag nahi gaye raat ko ladki ko fir wahi bhayanak chehre wali budhiya najar aai.

Usne kaha ye daag aise nahi jaane wale.

{Ha Ha Ha Ha}

Aise ek hafte tak chalta raha.

Ladki ke liye sona mushkil ho gaya ek din ladki ke ghar Ki ghanti baji.

Ladki ne darvaja khola to darr ke mare cheekh Padi.

Vahi sapne me najar aane wali budhiya uske saamne khadi thi.

Usne kaha daro nahi beti main jaanti hoon tum kapdo ke daag se pareshan ho wo daag aise nahi jaane wale kyuk

Asal mein tum washing powder galat istemal kar rahi ho ye lo

[SURF EXCEL]

Isse daag jarur chale jayenge

Aur

Vo budhiya bina paise liye chali jaati hai.

ladki ne un kapdo ko (SURF EXCEL) se dhoya to daag chale gaye.

To daag nikalne ke liye

<SURF EXCEL>

Istemal kijiye.

THANKS ☺😂😂😂😂

Sunday, July 10, 2016

O Womaniya O O Womaniya

This one's a Ladies special
O-Womaniya-oo-oo-womaniya

Written by a lady

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

O Womaniya ooo ooo womania..

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Husband Wife Eating Pani Puri

golgappasHusbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke
Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife:  I swear I didn't .

Wife: I know, I did it..

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai

blood-relation-me-shaadiWife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!

Don't laugh alone pass it on.....

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Definition of Happy Couple

happy-coupleHE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

What is Marriage

funny-marriageMARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai

Ek Aadmi Jyotish se,: Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai?
meri-shadi-kyu-nhi-ho-rhi
Jyotish:  kaise hogi pagley? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai!!!

Two types of suicide

There are two types of suicide ( Fast & Slow ).
Two-type-of-suicide

Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.

Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.

Friday, February 6, 2015

Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead

Indian-women-have-red-dot-on-their-foreheadA foreigner asked Indian Husband,
Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?"


Indian replied,
Because they Record everything..
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that.......
'This conversation will be recorded for Internal Training and Quality purpose  And can Be used against you even after 30 years"

Marriage Bureau Registration

A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date.
marriage-bureau-registration
Office was closed. Message on Notice Board.
Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm...
"Kindly use this time to think again"

Friday, September 19, 2014

TUFANI BARISH ADHI RAAT

TUFANI BARISH
dominos-pe-pizza
ADHI RAAT
aadmi Dominos pe pizza lene aya
Waiter: Aap MARRIED ho ?
Aadmi: Kutte, aise tufan me kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejti hai !

 
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