Showing posts with label student. Show all posts
Showing posts with label student. Show all posts

Saturday, August 28, 2021

Self Control, so not addicted to study

People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it
 People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!


I'm studying since nursery 


But still not addicted to studying


This is called 'self control'

Monday, March 9, 2015

Indian Students Love Definition

Indian-students-love-definitionQuestion :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 20 marks)

Answer:

USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.  (marks :  5  out  of  20 )

UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.  ( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

UAE's Student......
Answer : Love  Khuda   hai.  ( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

Indian Student........
Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but now a days can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks  20  out  of  20 )

Excellent !!

Thursday, April 25, 2013

why ambulance is WHITE

Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks)


Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,


Oxygen is a gas,


Monday, April 1, 2013

we are intelligent

we are intelligent
we are intelligent


Thursday, March 28, 2013

Muslim Girl exam mein hindu ladke se

Ek Muslim Girl exam mein Hindu ladke se boli-
Excuse me

Psychology ka practical

Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Professor ne ek Chuhe k liye ek trf CAKE or dusri trf CHUHIYA rak di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Monday, March 25, 2013

Dedicated To All Engineering Students

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine u r alone in a dense forest
its night
a fearful wind blows and u find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall
with fearful heart u approach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u
and a great light fills on the building then
;
;
;
;
;

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Hritik was not a science student, for then he would never have asked such questions

hritikHritik was not a science student, for then he would never have asked such questions !!!!!
kyon chalti hai pawan
-- because of evaporation

 
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