Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Nak(Nose) Vi Leak Da

 A Bhola in London talking to a Dr about her sick child...

London Doctor

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"My kaka is ill ek week da. Na eat da, na sleep da , bas weep da te cheek da, nale nak vi leak da

Indian Bride Dancing On Stage


Indian Bride Dancing On Stage

Bride Dancing While Arriving on Stage


 Bride Dancing While Arriving on Stage

Monday, October 12, 2020

Punjabis Short Forms


 Punjabis Short Forms

Friday, October 9, 2020

19th Feb Valentine Day

 I confess that I will love everyone whom I meet till I fall in love with someone 𝨗 

valentine day


Love is Sharing Single Pair Of Artificial Teeth Set

 An old couple visited a hotel for celebrating Valentine Day

Love

The waiter took the order

Firstly the lady had a portion of food and then the man starts eating his food. 

The waiter was surprised and said, THIS IS CALLED LOVE

Sharing food and plate :)

Man and old lady heard him saying and said ' No dear that is not love, love is sharing a single pair of artificial teeth set and not wasting money to but a duplicate one 🤣

Karza loota do

Intezar karke pak chuke hai.. 

Udhari de de ke thak chuke hai..

Ab to karza loota do mang mang ke bikhari ban chuke hai.. 



If a boy confesses his love but not taking interest in marrying the girl

Love is not enough to get married!! a job, a good amount of earning is also required as love will not fill your tummy :)



Take time, have a talk

Is it OK to leave family for a girl who is from lower caste but in love with you?

Love implies to love no matter what the caste is :)



If your family loves you then they will accept your love for the girl you love, no matter what the caste is.. and if the girl loves you then she will not ask you to leave your family who loves you 

I can't feel attachment with any person no matter how much they love me what to do

If you can't feel attached then at least care for the persons who love you. 

Love is a feeling which can't be generated or you will be started loving someone on my response or if someone asks you to do!! Just go away from the persons who love you a lot, after some time you will get a feeling that how much you are attached to the persons who love you, how much they care for you, and how much you miss their care. 

Love is in the air


Confuse People in Two Ways

hair magic
You can confuse people in two ways. 

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Firstly with this hair and secondly... See More.

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Kya baat hai!!



 

Why Should I?

 

Ehsaason Ki Dor

 

Baat toh ek hi hui na


Thursday, August 20, 2020

Kya Mere Ghar Me Klesh Karna Pasand Krogi

 Best #marriage #proposal .. kya mere ghar me klesh karna pasand krogi.


Friday, May 1, 2020

I miss my school

Bahane bnate the pet dard ke school na na jane ke, Dekho aaj ghar me band hai.
Modi ji school khulva do hum bache aab bhut tang hai.

Sapne me Harpreet mam padhane aati hai,aakh kholte hi mam ki siraf phone se aavaj aati hai,
Sochte hai ki kya mam bhi mumma ki trah dant lgage pdhaigi ya pyar se hi samjhayegi.

Dosto ka tiffin yaad aata hai,. aajkal maa ka khana bhi fika pad jata hai.
vo masti vo school ki canteen Jha smose khate the bade bacho ke dekh ke hum dar ke bhag jate the.

TV pe dance dekhna kitna bhata hai isse school ka manch yaad aata hai

Phone or TV dekh ke thak chuke hai, dant kha ke pak chuke hai.
Khelna chahte bahar hai.
Par mummy kehti, na bache corona virus bhut khatarnak hai.  

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Khol de Modi Sab Chai Nhi Peete


Corona hi nhi khud ko bhi falne se rokna hai.


Lockdown Rasmalai Recipe


Tasks By Modi Ji While Lockdown


Karwa Chauth Ke Devta


Lockdown Work from Home


Ghar me Rhoge ya Bahar Jaoge?





Before Marriage and After Marriage


Monday, April 13, 2020

Friends4Ever

Saturday, April 11, 2020

मरद का हाथ तो मरद का ही होता है

आज कामवाली बाई पिछले काम के पैसे लेने आई कुछ एडवांस भी मांग रही थी।

पत्नी बोली --तुझे पूरे पैसे दूंगी, लेकिन वापस काम पर जब आएगी तो ऐसे ही झाड़ू पोंछा लगाना देख कैसे चमक रहा है मेरा घर।

कामवाली बाई - अब देखो ना मरद का हाथ  तो मरद का ही होता है न भाभी।

                      😜😜😜😜😜 #coronavirus

 
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