Sunday, July 10, 2016

O Womaniya O O Womaniya

This one's a Ladies special
O-Womaniya-oo-oo-womaniya

Written by a lady

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

O Womaniya ooo ooo womania..

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Husband Wife Eating Pani Puri

golgappasHusbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke
Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!

Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store

police-to-thiefPolice asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!
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Women u know!!

Aakhiya nu reh de by Sonu Kakkar

sonu-kakkarAkhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol

Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol
Akhian Noon Rehn De ...

Ve rove naina veri hove channa mere ja na hove kol..
Shamaa payiya heer ta royi kyu ni aya.. rajhna.. ni sayiyo mera mahiya.
dil kare manmani ta kise di na jani e ta tere picha rul gya jaa jaani..2,
Tu jithe vasda e main v tere kol kol... jind marjaniya bol bhavain na bol..

Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol


Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Ek baar Narender Modi Ke Darbar Me

narender-modiएक बार नरेन्द्र मोदी के दरबार मै एक फ़कीर गाना गाने जाता है
फ़कीर बहुत अच्छा गाना गाता है।
मोदी कहते हैं इसे खूब सारा सोना दे दो।
फ़कीर और अच्छा गाता है।
मोदी कहते हैं इसे हीरे जवाहरात भी दे दो।
फकीर और अच्छा गाता है। मोदी कहते हैं इसे असरफियाँ भी दे दो।
फ़कीर और अच्छा गाता है। मोदी कहते हैं इसे खूब सारी ज़मीन भी दे दो।
फ़कीर गाना गा कर घर चला जाता है।
और अपने बीबी बच्चों से कहता है
आज हमारे राजा मोदीजी ने गाने का खूब सारा इनाम दिया।
हीरे जवाहरात सोना ज़मीन असरफियाँ बहुत कुछ दिया।

सब बहुत खुश होते हैं
कुछ दिन बीते
फ़कीर को अभी तक मोदी द्वारा मिलने वाला इनाम नही पहुँचा था
फ़कीर मोदी के दरवार में फिर पहुँचा
कहने लगा
मोदीजी आप के द्वारा दिया गया इनाम मुझे अभी तक नहीं मिला।
मोदी कहते हैं ..,,,
अरे फ़कीर
ये लेन देन की बात क्या करता है।
तू मेरे कानों को खुश करता रहा
और
मैं तेरे कानों को खुश करता रहा।
😛😝😜😛😝😜😳😳😳
यही हाल हिन्दुस्तान का हो गया हैं ।
अच्छे दिन...... आऐंगे......

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Women concerned about their husband's happiness

detective-to-find-reason-of-husband-happinessSome women are so concerned about their husband's happiness.
that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it :P

Best joke ever about Ladies driving

women-driversBest joke ever about Ladies driving:
Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha. 

Propose tujhe khak karu

valentine-dayBanto Ne slim se ladke ko dekh kar arz kiya,
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Chehra tera khas nhi, 
Haddiyo pe tere maas nahi,
Propose tujhe khak karu..

My Valentine Week Calendar

valentine-dayFebruary 7, 2013: Rose Day
February 8, 2013: Propose Day
February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day
February 10, 2013: Teddy Day
February 11, 2013: Promise Day
February 12, 2013: Hug Day
February 13, 2013: Kiss Day
February 14, 2013: Valentine Day

My Valentine Week's Calendar

February 7, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 8, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 9, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 10, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 11, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 12, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 13, 2013: just enjoy your life
February 14, 2013 : just enjoy your life

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby to wife:  I swear I didn't .

Wife: I know, I did it..

 
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