Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Bapu ki sune ya chachu ki

bapu-ki-sune-ya-chachu-kiGreat Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said

Mahatma Gandhi said
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki??

Impossible to lose weight just by eating salads

impossible-to-lose-weight-just-by-eating-saladsIt is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes?
They also eat only grass.

Friday, February 6, 2015

Funny leave by Husband

leave-applicationActual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

A leave letter to a headmaster

leave-applicationA leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

Funny half day leave

leave-applicationAnother employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

Funny Leave From H.A.L. Administration Dept

leave-applicationLeave From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."

Funny Leave-letter from a CDAC employee

leave-applicationLeave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

Leave From an employee who was performing the mundan ceremony

leave-applicationLeave From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

Real and funny leave application

leave-applicationSince I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave.

Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead

Indian-women-have-red-dot-on-their-foreheadA foreigner asked Indian Husband,
Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?"

Indian replied,
Because they Record everything..
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that.......
'This conversation will be recorded for Internal Training and Quality purpose  And can Be used against you even after 30 years"

Marriage Bureau Registration

A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date.
Office was closed. Message on Notice Board.
Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm...
"Kindly use this time to think again"

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai

Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko...

"Abe Gadhe" aur
"Oye Gadhe" ya
"Sun Gadhe"

Nahin bolti..

Isliye wo short me
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
Kehti hai..

What is Over Confidence

overconfidenceWe See the world suffering. But still we get Married. That's Over CONFIDENCE

What is Confidence

confidenceWE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. That's CONFIDENCE

What is Hope

hopeEVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set
the alarms  to wake up. That's HOPE

What is Trust

trustWHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. That's TRUST

All villagers decided to pray for rain

faithONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH

Aisa karoge toh mai nahi jaunga

3 sardar picnic par gaye

wahan jaakar yaad aaya

"PEPSI" to ghar par bhul gaye...

Decide kiya k sab se chota sardar jakar pepsi le aye...

Chhota sardar: "Mai ek shartt par jaunga
Tum dono, mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.."

Dono ne kaha thik hai..

2 Ghante guzar gaye

4 Ghante guzar gaye

din guzar gaye
Chhota sardar nahi aya..

din guzar gaye
Chhota sardar nahi aya..

Dono ne sochha
ke ab samose kha lene chahiye..

Jaise hi samosa uthaya.. chhota sardar ped ke pichhe se nikal ke bola..

''Aisa karoge toh mai nahi jaunga...

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