Banta had been hit by a car

Santa calls an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car...... Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken. 'Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Santa: 'Outside 28 Connaught Place . 'Operator:...

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After the elections Manmohan ji went back to punjab

After the elections, Manmohan ji went back to punjab. As usual, he took his chetak scooter, filled petrol for 50Rs and went to the market. After a little while, his scooter sputtered and died. He'd forgotten that petrol now costs Rs 75/litre. Cursing his luck, he pushed his...

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Tere pyar me fanna ho jaungi

I love u I can't live without u! mar jaungi...! mit jaungi..! Jehar pee jaungi tere pyar me fanna ho jaungi! Pati: dekh le jaise tujhe thik lage...

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Whatsapp jokes padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

3rd class ka Bachcha: Madam, main aapko kaisa lagta hoon? . Madam: So sweet. . Bachcha: To main apne Mummy Papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar? Madam: Kyun? . Bachcha: Baat aage badhane ke liye. . Madam: Yeh kya bakwass hai..! . . Bachcha: Tution ke liye... Kya Madam! Aap bhi...

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