Wife : Agar meri shaadi kisi " Raakshas" se bhi ho jaati to mai itni Pareshaan nahi hoti jitni tumare saath hu
Awesome reply :
Husband : Are pagli,,
Blood Relation me shaadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!!
Don't laugh alone pass it on......
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge
Arz kiya hai..
Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,
wah wah wah
Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..
Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge.....
Shakespears Wife
'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
-Shakespear
"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."
-Shakespear's Wi...
Friday, November 27, 2015
Computer is not working as per my command
Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband.....
Thursday, October 22, 2015
What is Marriage
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans
That Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense....
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai
Ek Aadmi Jyotish se,: Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai?
Jyotish: kaise hogi pagley? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai!...
Two types of suicide
There are two types of suicide ( Fast & Slow ).
Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke rah...
Ye Saala Rahul Gandhi Kaun Hai
A donkey goes to GUINNESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still The Most Stupid Animal on Earth Or Not??
He Came Out Angrily Shouting-..
Ye Saala ......Rahul Gandhi Kaun Hai !...
Saturday, October 3, 2015
Meaning of tamso maa jyotirgamaya
Sanskrit teacher :
What is the meaning of
'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.'
Santa said :
'tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon'&nbs...
English da Siyapaaaa
English da Siyapaaaa !!!
In train, a woman slept at Santa's son's place & refused 2 get up.
Santa went to TC & complained:
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD...
Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha
Punjabi : Sunti ho
Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha
Punjaban: Sach!! Kya bola?
Punjabi : "BEHAN"
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Wednesday, September 30, 2015
What is the Fastest thing in the World
4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...
1 Common Question:-
"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"
Student of HARVARD: "Light"
Student of OXFORD: "Thought"
Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"
SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB...
Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat
Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat
karta Hai:
1-Mera Naam Uncha Ho.
2-Mera libas Achcha Ho.
3-Mera Makaan Khubsurat Ho..
LEKIN. .Insan k marte hi BHAGVAN uski 3
chizee Subse pahley Badal Deta Hai:
1Naam. [Swargiya]
2-Libaas. [Kafan]
3Makaan. [Samshan]
A silent msg but...
Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota
Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To kuch KEYS ya MESSAGES k naam iss prakaar hote:
Welcome : Jee ayaa nu.
Ok : Ahoo.
Insert: Paao
Send: Sutto
Download: Thalle laao
Delete: Mitti paao
Search: Labbo
Run:...
Monday, July 13, 2015
Two Girlzz Were Playing Chess
Two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).
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girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn't end here either
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
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Boy: Chalo...
Thursday, July 2, 2015
Hum thode bewafa kya huye aap to bachalan ho gaye
Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles....The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered...........Waah ji waahHum thode bewafa kya huye.Aap to bachalan ho ga...
Friday, June 19, 2015
Same as Above
Serious Joke of the Day..
Height of Cost Cutting:
Baniye ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mai paint kiya aur baaki bache hisse mai likh diya,
"Same as Above"...........!!...
Wife casually calls husband
Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon
Husband: Hi, kaisi ho
Wife: Theek hun
Husband: Aaj kya khaya lunch mein
Wife: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya,
kaun sa serial dekha,
kaun sa song suna
Husband: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how should RBI fight...
Where were you born
Boss: Where were you born? Santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India....
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
KHANE mein koi zeher dal de
खाने में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो
एक बार उसका 'इलाज' है.....
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लेकिन,
'कान' में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो,
उसका कोई 'इलाज' नहीं है...
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Seven Complicated Facts About Women
Seven complicated facts about Women:
1. They believe in saving.
2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes.
3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never...
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
Return to Normal Life After Mothers Day
Chahe sara jag rooth jaye mujhe uski parwah nahi.. bus meri Maa
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Ki bhu nhi ruthni chahiye..
Return to normal life after #mothersd...
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya
Ek Mantri USA Gaya To Meet His
Politician Friend
Uska Ghar Bahot Khubsurat Tha.
Indian : Itna Khubsurat Ghar Kaise Banaya?
American: Wo Samne Bridge Nazar Aa Raha Hai ?
Indian : Haan
American: Uska 10% Apni Jeb Me...!!
Phir American India Aya To Hairaan Reh Gaya,
K Indian...
Haryanvi Love Story
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Ek ladka ek ladki ko red rose deta h tab ladki bahut sharmate hue kehti hai..
Na yo ni lendi mai.yo to lagre mhare ghRa...
What is love and explain in details
English paper for 12th class
Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 20 )
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of...
Tuesday, March 24, 2015
Khatarnak Biwi
Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!
Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!
Biwi : He bhagwan,
Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna
tha.
Mujhe pata tha..!
Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!
Kaamchor ho..!
Nikamme ho....!
Gadhe ho.....!
Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!
Bas...
Tuesday, March 10, 2015
Village love story
Ek ladka ek ladki ko red rose deta h tab ladki bahut sharmate hue kehti hai..
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Na yo ni lendi mai.yo to lagre mhare ghRa...
Monday, March 9, 2015
Indian Students Love Definition
Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 20 marks)
Answer:
USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life. (marks : 5 out of 20 )
UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain. ( marks : 5 out of 20 )
UAE's Student......
Answer...
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai
Mere 1 Friend Ne Mere Phone Se Meri GF Ka Number Chura Liya!
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Friend : Toh Fir..
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Boy : Paagal Kal Se Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai....
Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well
A Rabbit Runs, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.
While a Turtle Doesn't Run, Does Nothing.
Yet lives for 300 yrs.
Moral:
Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well...
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Bapu ki sune ya chachu ki
Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki...
Impossible to lose weight just by eating salads
It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes?
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They also eat only gras...
Friday, February 6, 2015
Funny leave by Husband
Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave...
A leave letter to a headmaster
A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me toda...
Funny half day leave
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leav...
Funny Leave From H.A.L. Administration Dept
Leave From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave...
Funny Leave-letter from a CDAC employee
Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave....
Leave From an employee who was performing the mundan ceremony
Leave From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days....
Real and funny leave application
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leav...
Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead
A foreigner asked Indian Husband,
Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian replied,
Because they Record everything..
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that.......
'This conversation will be recorded for Internal Training and Quality...
Marriage Bureau Registration
A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date.
Office was closed. Message on Notice Board.
Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm...
"Kindly use this time to think agai...
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko...
"Abe Gadhe" aur
"Oye Gadhe" ya
"Sun Gadhe"
Nahin bolti..
Isliye wo short me
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
Kehti hai...
What is Over Confidence
We See the world suffering. But still we get Married. That's Over CONFIDEN...
What is Confidence
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. That's CONFIDEN...
What is Hope
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set
the alarms to wake up. That's HO...
What is Trust
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. That's TRU...
All villagers decided to pray for rain
ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAI...
Aisa karoge toh mai nahi jaunga
3 sardar picnic par gaye
wahan jaakar yaad aaya
"PEPSI" to ghar par bhul gaye...
Decide kiya k sab se chota sardar jakar pepsi le aye...
Chhota sardar: "Mai ek shartt par jaunga
Tum dono, mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.."
Dono ne kaha thik hai..
2 Ghante guzar gaye
4...
