Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said
"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"
Mahatma Gandhi said
"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"
Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki...
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
Impossible to lose weight just by eating salads
It is impossible to lose weight just by eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes?
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They also eat only gras...
Friday, February 6, 2015
Funny leave by Husband
Actual application for leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave...
A leave letter to a headmaster
A leave letter to a headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me toda...
Funny half day leave
Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leav...
Funny Leave From H.A.L. Administration Dept
Leave From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave...
Funny Leave-letter from a CDAC employee
Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave....
Leave From an employee who was performing the mundan ceremony
Leave From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days....
Real and funny leave application
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leav...
Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead
A foreigner asked Indian Husband,
Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?"
Indian replied,
Because they Record everything..
Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that.......
'This conversation will be recorded for Internal Training and Quality...
Marriage Bureau Registration
A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date.
Office was closed. Message on Notice Board.
Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm...
"Kindly use this time to think agai...
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko...
"Abe Gadhe" aur
"Oye Gadhe" ya
"Sun Gadhe"
Nahin bolti..
Isliye wo short me
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
Kehti hai...
What is Over Confidence
We See the world suffering. But still we get Married. That's Over CONFIDEN...
What is Confidence
WE Plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future. That's CONFIDEN...
What is Hope
EVERY Night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set
the alarms to wake up. That's HO...
What is Trust
WHEN You throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her. That's TRU...
All villagers decided to pray for rain
ONCE, All villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only
one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAI...
Aisa karoge toh mai nahi jaunga
3 sardar picnic par gaye
wahan jaakar yaad aaya
"PEPSI" to ghar par bhul gaye...
Decide kiya k sab se chota sardar jakar pepsi le aye...
Chhota sardar: "Mai ek shartt par jaunga
Tum dono, mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.."
Dono ne kaha thik hai..
2 Ghante guzar gaye
4...
