Friday, June 19, 2015

Same as Above

Serious Joke of the Day.. Height of Cost Cutting: Baniye ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mai paint kiya aur baaki bache hisse mai likh diya, "Same as Above"...........!!...

Wife casually calls husband

Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon Husband: Hi, kaisi ho Wife: Theek hun Husband: Aaj kya khaya lunch mein Wife: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kaun sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna Husband: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how should RBI fight...

Where were you born

Boss: Where were you born? Santa: India .. Boss: which part? Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India....

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

KHANE mein koi zeher dal de

खाने में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो एक बार उसका 'इलाज' है..... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, . . . . . . . लेकिन, 'कान' में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो, उसका कोई 'इलाज' नहीं है...

 
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