Same as Above

Serious Joke of the Day..

Height of Cost Cutting:

Baniye ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mai paint kiya aur baaki bache hisse mai likh diya,
"Same as Above"...........!!!!

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Wife casually calls husband

Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon

Husband: Hi, kaisi ho

Wife: Theek hun

Husband: Aaj kya khaya lunch mein

Wife: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya,
kaun sa serial dekha,
kaun sa song suna

Husband: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets ??

Wife: (after few seconds silence).... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...

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Where were you born

Boss: Where were you born? Santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India...

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KHANE mein koi zeher dal de

खाने में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो
एक बार उसका 'इलाज' है.....

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लेकिन,

'कान' में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो,
उसका कोई 'इलाज' नहीं है

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