HE Does What SHE Wants…SHE Does What SHE Wants.
Thursday, October 22, 2015
What is Marriage
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of HumansThat Destroys All The Six Senses
And Makes The Person NON Sense..!
Wednesday, October 7, 2015
Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai
Ek Aadmi Jyotish se,: Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai?
Jyotish: kaise hogi pagley? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai!!!
Two types of suicide
There are two types of suicide ( Fast & Slow ).
Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.
Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.
Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.
Ye Saala Rahul Gandhi Kaun Hai
A donkey goes to GUINNESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still The Most Stupid Animal on Earth Or Not??
He Came Out Angrily Shouting-..
Ye Saala ......Rahul Gandhi Kaun Hai !!!
He Came Out Angrily Shouting-..
Ye Saala ......Rahul Gandhi Kaun Hai !!!
Saturday, October 3, 2015
Meaning of tamso maa jyotirgamaya
Sanskrit teacher :
What is the meaning of
'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.'
Santa said :
'tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon'
'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.'
Santa said :
'tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon'
English da Siyapaaaa
English da Siyapaaaa !!!
In train, a woman slept at Santa's son's place & refused 2 get up.
Santa went to TC & complained:
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
In train, a woman slept at Santa's son's place & refused 2 get up.
Santa went to TC & complained:
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.
Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha
Punjabi : Sunti ho
Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha
Punjaban: Sach!! Kya bola?
Punjabi : "BEHAN"
Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha
Punjaban: Sach!! Kya bola?
Punjabi : "BEHAN"
