Sunday, July 10, 2016

O Womaniya O O Womaniya

This one's a Ladies special Written by a lady After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too.. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My...

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Husband Wife Eating Pani Puri

Husbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi ...

Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store

Police asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store? The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice! . . . Women u know!...

Aakhiya nu reh de by Sonu Kakkar

Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol Akhian Noon Rehn De ... Ve rove naina veri hove channa mere ja na hove kol.. Shamaa payiya heer ta royi kyu ni aya.. rajhna.. ni...

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Ek baar Narender Modi Ke Darbar Me

एक बार नरेन्द्र मोदी के दरबार मै एक फ़कीर गाना गाने जाता है फ़कीर बहुत अच्छा गाना गाता है। मोदी कहते हैं इसे खूब सारा सोना दे दो। फ़कीर और अच्छा गाता है। मोदी कहते हैं इसे हीरे जवाहरात भी दे दो। फकीर और अच्छा गाता है। मोदी कहते हैं इसे असरफियाँ भी दे दो। फ़कीर और अच्छा...

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Women concerned about their husband's happiness

Some women are so concerned about their husband's happiness. that they hire detectives to find out who is responsible for it ...

Best joke ever about Ladies driving

Best joke ever about Ladies driving: Doctor to injured patient: Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha. . . . . . Patient: Kaun sa road? Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.&nbs...

Propose tujhe khak karu

Banto Ne slim se ladke ko dekh kar arz kiya, . . . Chehra tera khas nhi, Haddiyo pe tere maas nahi, Propose tujhe khak karu....

My Valentine Week Calendar

February 7, 2013: Rose Day February 8, 2013: Propose Day February 9, 2013: Chocolate Day February 10, 2013: Teddy Day February 11, 2013: Promise Day February 12, 2013: Hug Day February 13, 2013: Kiss Day February 14, 2013: Valentine Day My Valentine Week's Calendar February...

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl

Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife:  I swear I didn't . Wife: I know, I did it...

 
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