Valentine Day Special

कल से आशिक़ो के नवरात्रे शुरू हो रहे है।

वैलंटाइन वीक आशिको के *नवरात्र* होते है। 

पहले दिन देवी को गुलाब *पुष्प* अर्पित करते है (रोज डे) 

दूसरे दिन देवी से *मिन्नतें* मानेंगे (प्रपोज डे)  

तीसरे दिन देवी को चॉक्लेट का *भोग* लगाएंगे (चॉक्लेट डे ) 

चौथे दिन देवी को *भालू की बलि* दी जायेगी (टेडी डे) 

पांचवे दिन देवी को *अरदासे* लगाई जाएंगी (प्रॉमिस डे) 

छठे दिन देवी का *परसाद* मिलेगा (किस डे) 

सातवे दिन देवी के साथ *जगराता* करेंगे (वैलेंटाइन डे) 

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I'M THE BOSS, DON'T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS

BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office

" I'M THE BOSS, DON'T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS "

He returns from lunch and finds a slip on his desk:
"Your Wife called, she was shouting & said she wants the Poster back at HOME..."

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A Dog And Wife

Put your wife in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & see who is Happy to see you, and who will BITE you !

(Group members are advised not to try this at home as these stunts were performed by professionals; who are now!divorced; and living happily with their dog)

Don't laugh loud ----



The extended version says...



Put your husband in a room & lock it.
Put your dog in another room & lock it !!!
Open both rooms after 2 - 3 hours & you will be happy to see your dog waiting for you.. but you be angry looking at your husband sleeping like he never slept before

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