Monday, July 3, 2017

Difference Between Taxes and GST

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GST V/s Taxes

आप कुँवारे हो और जो कमाते हों उसमे से अपने माता पिता, भाई बहिन, भतीजा, भांजा सब को पैसे देते हो। *ये है Taxes....*
पर शादी के बाद यही सब पैसे इकठ्ठे अपनी पत्नी को देते हैं
*बस यही है GST*
G. घरवाली
S. सर्विस
T. टेक्स

Meaning of GST

gst-jokesकिसी व्यापारी ने राहुल गांधी से पुछा : GST क्या है ??वो बोला :
*Goodnight* , *SweetDreams* , *Takecare*.😛

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Friday, May 12, 2017

Potatoes Fever means Aaloo Bukhara

Potatoes Fever' means 'Aaloo BukharaPunjaban: " Hey Fruitwale Baba, give me some "Potatoes Fever" !!
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Fruitwala - " O meri behen ye 'Potatoes Fever ' kya hota he" ?
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Punjaban: "O Maye Gaad? You Literacy Peepal ! 'Potatoes Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara" !

Chuhe Ko Lgi bili gori Gori

Chuhe Ko Lgi bili gori Gori Dono miLne Lge chori Chori Chuha bola chalo khele aankh-micholi Billi Chuhe ko kha k Boli Janu sory . . I hate Lv story...
Chuhe Ko Lgi bili gori Gori

Dono miLne Lge chori Chori
Chuha bola chalo khele aankh-micholi
Billi Chuhe ko kha k Boli
Janu sory
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I hate Lv story...

Sunday, July 10, 2016

O Womaniya O O Womaniya

This one's a Ladies special
O-Womaniya-oo-oo-womaniya

Written by a lady

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence.  I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."

O Womaniya ooo ooo womania..

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Husband Wife Eating Pani Puri

golgappasHusbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal ke
Wife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!

Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store

police-to-thiefPolice asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!
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Women u know!!

Aakhiya nu reh de by Sonu Kakkar

sonu-kakkarAkhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol

Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol
Akhian Noon Rehn De ...

Ve rove naina veri hove channa mere ja na hove kol..
Shamaa payiya heer ta royi kyu ni aya.. rajhna.. ni sayiyo mera mahiya.
dil kare manmani ta kise di na jani e ta tere picha rul gya jaa jaani..2,
Tu jithe vasda e main v tere kol kol... jind marjaniya bol bhavain na bol..

Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol


 
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