Thursday, August 5, 2021

Funny Leave Applications from Famous Companies - Murdering English Language

Infosys, Bangalore:

leave Application

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,please sanction me one-week leave."

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Oracle, Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"As I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."

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Leave-letter from a CDAC employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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From H.A.L. Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it please grant me 10 days leave."

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Another employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

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A leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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A leave letter to a headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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Another letter written to a headmaster:

"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."

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Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my bottom..."

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Actual application for leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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Letter writing:

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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