Saturday, August 28, 2021

Love Definition by USA, UK, Indian Students

IEE Paper Question :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 20 marks)Answer:USA's StudentAnswer: Love is life.(marks :  5  out  of  20 )UK's StudentAnswer : Love is pain.( marks : 5 out  of  20 )UAE's StudentAnswer : Love  Khuda ...

Khatarnak Biwi

Biwi: Zara Kitchen se Namak lete aana....!Bechara pati : Yahaan toh koi Namak nahi hai..!Biwi : He bhagwan,Mere baap ko tumhare jaisa hi Soordas milna tha.Mujhe pata tha..!Tum toh ho hi Andhe..!Kaamchor ho..!Nikamme ho....!Gadhe ho.....!Ek kam dhang se nahi ker sakte..!Bas bahaane...

Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha Hai

 Mere 1 Friend Ne Mere Phone Se Meri GF Ka Number Chura Liya!...Friend : Toh Fir.....Boy : Paagal Kal Se Apni Hi Behen Ko Romantic SMS Bhej Rha ...

Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep Well

 A Rabbit Runs, Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs.While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 100 yrs.Moral:Exercise Is Hell, Just Sleep W...

Self Control, so not addicted to study

 People drink & smoke for few days & get addicted to it ....!I'm studying since nursery But still not addicted to studyingThis is called 'self contr...

Thursday, August 5, 2021

Funny Leave Applications from Famous Companies - Murdering English Language

Infosys, Bangalore:"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife ,please sanction me one-week leave."________________________________Oracle, Bangalore:From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:"As I want to shave...

Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead

 A foreigner to Indian Husband : Why Indian Women have Red Dot on their forehead ?Indian replied : Because they Record everything...

Marriage Bureau Registration

 A man went to the marriage bureau to register the date. Office was closed. Message on Notice Board. Office closed between 1 pm to 3 pm... "Kindly use this time to think aga...

Monday, July 19, 2021

Why Ambulance is White

 Teacher- Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color?Science Student :AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, Oxygen is a gas.GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD. FOOD is source of VITAMINS.We get Vitamin-D from SUN.SUN produces LIGHT.LIGHT comes from bulbs.Small BULBS are used 2decorate...

A heart touching poem by an ENGINEERING student

If I die in exam zone,Box me up and send me home...Put my papers on my chest,and tell my mom i did my best...And tell my dad not to bow,He will not get tension from me now...Tell my bro study perfectly,Keys of my bike will be his permanently...Tell my sis don't be upset,Her...

 
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