Sunday, September 7, 2014

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua

Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir
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Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota

Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola shahjahan ka pota,

Phone mat kiya karo Dear

Phone mat kiya karo Dear,
Mom hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap

Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,
wah wah..
zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap,

Friday, September 5, 2014

Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai

Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai,
Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai,
Sab kehte hai sudhar ja, Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati

CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

ankho main nami or vitamin ki kami

Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah Wah
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi..

Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai

One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell

One spelling mistake in hurry can make hell.. ?!

Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his official trip and missed an "e" in the last word.
Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house....

He wrote "Hi darling I'm experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her."???

We Indians Are Unique

We Indians Are Unique

1. Every Indian bachelor wants to marry a fair girl.

2. When the doorbell rings, a male or kid goes to open the door. But the female runs for her dupatta.

3. Picking up/dropping a relative (airport / railway stn) is an important family affair.

 
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