Friday, September 19, 2014

All men are brave

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely do...

Your own Supari

Getting married is like giving
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"Your own Supari"

Game that reflects the status of the husband

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

Kya Gift Dun

Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-
Kya Gift Dun??

Monday, September 15, 2014

why is your mummy sitting silently today

Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and I heard fevi-stick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.?

Law of equality

Law of equality..
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!

Monday, September 8, 2014

A Man speaks 25000 words Daily and Woman speaks 30000

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.

But the Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words and Wife starts her 30000

Sunday, September 7, 2014

So you control your wife

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!

He told the men to stand in two queues...

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi

Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata,
Chatri Lauta de Bhai.

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se,
Kasam khuda ki madhosh ho gaye hum,

 
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