Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha

Punjabi : Sunti ho

Aaj hamare Pintoo ne aadha word bolna seekha

Punjaban: Sach!! Kya bola?

Punjabi : "BEHAN"

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What is the Fastest thing in the World

4 Students:
1 of HARVARD
1 of OXFORD
1 of TEXAS
&
Santa Singh of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...

1 Common Question:-

"What is the Fastest thing in the World?"

Student of HARVARD: "Light"

Student of OXFORD: "Thought"

Student of TEXAS:
"Blink of an Eye"

SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY:
"Loose Motion!"

Because

Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & Before I Could "Blink", "Think" or "Turn on the Light",,
It was all Over...

Harvard / Oxford / Texas Shocked .... Punjab Rocked...!!!

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Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat

Insaan Duniya me 3 Chizo k liye mehnat

karta Hai:
1-Mera Naam Uncha Ho.
2-Mera libas Achcha Ho.
3-Mera Makaan Khubsurat Ho..
LEKIN. .Insan k marte hi BHAGVAN uski 3
chizee Subse pahley Badal Deta Hai:
1Naam. [Swargiya]
2-Libaas. [Kafan]
3Makaan. [Samshan]
A silent msg but we don't  Realize

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Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota

Agar Computer System Punjabi Mai Hota To kuch KEYS ya MESSAGES k naam iss prakaar hote:

Welcome :   Jee ayaa nu.

Ok :   Ahoo.

Insert:   Paao

Send:   Sutto

Download:   Thalle laao

Delete:    Mitti paao

Search:    Labbo

Run:   Nasso

Syntax Error:  Durr fitte moo

Ctrl+Alt+Del:   Sayaapa hi  Mukaoo

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Two Girlzz Were Playing Chess

Two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here).

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girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak rahe hai.
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girl 2: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
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The joke doesn't end here either
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Phir waha ek ladka aata hai.
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Boy: Chalo girlzz, chess khelate hai.
both girlzz: Nahi, tum to hume aasanise hara doge.
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Boy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai akela.
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both girl: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge
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Boy :Okay, main left hand se khelunga.
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both girlzz:
Haan. yupee Phir thik hai...The joke still doesn't end.
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Dono obviously haar jate hai aur ladka whan se chala jata hai.
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girl 1:Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ): Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
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girl1: Kaise?
girl 2: Wo lefty hi hoga.....

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Hum thode bewafa kya huye aap to bachalan ho gaye

Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles....
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered.....
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Waah ji waah
Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to bachalan ho gaye

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Same as Above

Serious Joke of the Day..

Height of Cost Cutting:

Baniye ne ghar ke upar wale hisse mai paint kiya aur baaki bache hisse mai likh diya,
"Same as Above"...........!!!!

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Wife casually calls husband

Wife casually calls husband at office one afternoon

Husband: Hi, kaisi ho

Wife: Theek hun

Husband: Aaj kya khaya lunch mein

Wife: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya,
kaun sa serial dekha,
kaun sa song suna

Husband: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how should RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets ??

Wife: (after few seconds silence).... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...

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Where were you born

Boss: Where were you born? Santa: India ..
Boss: which part?
Santa: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India...

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KHANE mein koi zeher dal de

खाने में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो
एक बार उसका 'इलाज' है.....

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लेकिन,

'कान' में कोई 'ज़हर' घोल दे तो,
उसका कोई 'इलाज' नहीं है

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