Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge

Arz kiya hai..

Jaldbaazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge,

wah wah wah

Jaldbazi mein shadi karke sara jivan bigad loge..

Soch samaj ke karoge toh bhi kya ukhad loge..!!

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Shakespears Wife

'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."

-Shakespear

"Laughing At ur Wife's Mistakes,Can Shorten ur Life."

-Shakespear's Wife

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Computer is not working as per my command

Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command.

Husband: Exactly darling!  its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Definition of Happy Couple

HE Does What SHE Wants…

SHE Does What SHE Wants.

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What is Marriage

MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..!

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Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai

Ek Aadmi Jyotish se,: Meri shadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai?

Jyotish:  kaise hogi pagley? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai!!!

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Two types of suicide

There are two types of suicide ( Fast & Slow ).

Fast: Gale me rassi dalo and latak jao.

Slow: Gale me warmala dalo aur zindagi bhar latke raho.

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Ye Saala Rahul Gandhi Kaun Hai

A donkey goes to GUINNESS BOOK OFFICE to check,

If He's Still The Most Stupid Animal on Earth Or Not??
He Came Out Angrily Shouting-..
Ye Saala ......Rahul Gandhi Kaun Hai !!!

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Meaning of tamso maa jyotirgamaya

Sanskrit teacher :

What is the meaning of
'tamso maa jyotirgamaya.'

Santa said :
'tu so ja maa,
main jyoti ke ghar ja raha hoon' 

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English da Siyapaaaa

English da Siyapaaaa !!!

In train, a woman slept at Santa's son's place & refused 2 get up.
Santa went to TC & complained:
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY CHILD.

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