Banta had been hit by a car

Santa calls an ambulance because his mate Banta had been hit by a car......

Santa: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I think both his legs are broken.


'Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
Santa: 'Outside 28 Connaught Place .
'Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'

Silence.... (heavy breathing) and after a minute...
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'

More heavy breathing and another minute later.
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?' This goes on for another few minutes until....

Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'

Santa: 'Yes, sorry about dat... I couldn't spell Connaught place, so I just dragged him round to Minto road ....tussi Minto

Road de spelling note karo.????

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After the elections Manmohan ji went back to punjab

After the elections, Manmohan ji went back to punjab. As usual, he took his chetak scooter, filled
petrol for 50Rs and went to the market.

After a little while, his scooter sputtered and died. He'd forgotten that petrol now costs Rs 75/litre. Cursing his luck, he pushed his scooter to the market.


He bought vegetables, gave a 100 rupee note to the sabjiwala and waited to receive the balance. But sabjiwala wanted 5 Rs more. Promising to give it the next day, he went and caught a bus home.

Without realizing that the minimum charge is now 7 Rs, he gave his last 2 Rs to the conductor.

After getting kicked out of the bus, he started walking home.

One question was still bothering him
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Saaalaa...
How the hell did we manage to win even 44 seats....!!!!

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Tere pyar me fanna ho jaungi

I love u

I can't live without u!
mar jaungi...!
mit jaungi..!

Jehar pee jaungi
tere pyar me fanna ho jaungi!

Pati:
dekh le jaise tujhe thik lage..

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Whatsapp jokes padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

3rd class ka Bachcha: Madam, main aapko kaisa lagta hoon?

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Madam: So sweet.
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Bachcha: To main apne Mummy Papa ko kab bheju aapke ghar?


Madam: Kyun?
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Bachcha: Baat aage badhane ke liye.
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Madam: Yeh kya bakwass hai..!
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Bachcha: Tution ke liye... Kya Madam! Aap bhi na kasam se Whatsapp jokes padh-padhke bigad gayi ho

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TUFANI BARISH ADHI RAAT

TUFANI BARISH

ADHI RAAT
aadmi Dominos pe pizza lene aya
Waiter: Aap MARRIED ho ?
Aadmi: Kutte, aise tufan me kaunsi Maa apne bete ko pizza lene bhejti hai !

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Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai

Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta...
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Hakim:
Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hui Hai !!!

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All men are brave

All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely do...

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Your own Supari

Getting married is like giving
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"Your own Supari"

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Game that reflects the status of the husband

Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.

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Kya Gift Dun

Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha-
Kya Gift Dun??

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