टूटते हुए रिश्तों को बचाईये..
बिना बुलाये अपनों के घर जाईये..
फल-मिठाई, न सही...
कुछ टमाटर
ही ले जाईये.....
फल-मिठाई, न सही...
कुछ टमाटर
ही ले जाईये.....
Tuesday, July 25, 2017
GST and Tomatoes
तू अपने गरीब होने का दावा मत कर ए दोस्त,
हमने देखा है तुझे बाजार से टमाटर लाते हुए।
Monday, July 3, 2017
Difference Between Taxes and GST
GST V/s Taxes
आप कुँवारे हो और जो कमाते हों उसमे से अपने माता पिता, भाई बहिन, भतीजा, भांजा सब को पैसे देते हो। *ये है Taxes....*
पर शादी के बाद यही सब पैसे इकठ्ठे अपनी पत्नी को देते हैं
*बस यही है GST*
G. घरवाली
S. सर्विस
T. टेक्स
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S. सर्विस
T. टेक्स
☺☺☺☺☺☺Meaning of GST
किसी व्यापारी ने राहुल गांधी से पुछा : GST क्या है ??वो बोला :*Goodnight* , *SweetDreams* , *Takecare*.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Friday, May 12, 2017
Potatoes Fever means Aaloo Bukhara
Punjaban: " Hey Fruitwale Baba, give me some "Potatoes Fever" !!.
Fruitwala - " O meri behen ye 'Potatoes Fever ' kya hota he" ?
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Punjaban: "O Maye Gaad? You Literacy Peepal ! 'Potatoes Fever' means 'Aaloo Bukhara" !
Chuhe Ko Lgi bili gori Gori
Dono miLne Lge chori Chori
Chuha bola chalo khele aankh-micholi
Billi Chuhe ko kha k Boli
Janu sory
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I hate Lv story...
Sunday, July 10, 2016
O Womaniya O O Womaniya
This one's a Ladies special
Written by a lady
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."
O Womaniya ooo ooo womania..
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Written by a lady
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.
My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.
His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police.
I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.
"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then please come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."
O Womaniya ooo ooo womania..
Saturday, May 28, 2016
Husband Wife Eating Pani Puri
Husbund & Wife 1 plate me Pani Puri kha rahe the, 1 Dusre ki aankho me aankhe dal keWife (pyar se) : Aaise kya dekh rahe ho
Husband : Thoda aaram se kha........ meri baari hi nahi aa rahi !!
Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store
Police asked the Thief: Why did u go to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!
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Women u know!!
Aakhiya nu reh de by Sonu Kakkar
Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol KolChan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol
Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol
Akhian Noon Rehn De ...
Ve rove naina veri hove channa mere ja na hove kol..
Shamaa payiya heer ta royi kyu ni aya.. rajhna.. ni sayiyo mera mahiya.
dil kare manmani ta kise di na jani e ta tere picha rul gya jaa jaani..2,
Tu jithe vasda e main v tere kol kol... jind marjaniya bol bhavain na bol..
Akhian Noon Rehn De Akhian De Kol Kol
Chan pardesiya bol bhavain na bol
