Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks)
Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,
Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
Jab paper dekh key sir Chakraaye
Jab paper dekh key sir ChakraayeKuchh samajh mein na aaye
Idhar Udhar dekhney par bhi
Me and my boss
ME and MY BOSS !!When I Take a long time to finish,
I Am Slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
He Is Thorough
KUTTE K BACHE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA
A Chini was in hospital.SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died.
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupay lene the
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you."
bf. (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
bf. (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke"
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani
A pig fell in love with a chicken n they both kissed each other..next day..pig died of bird flu n chicken died of swine flu..
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani
Entire water of a sea cannot sink a ship
Entire water of a sea can't sink a ship until it get inside the sea, negativity of the world can't put u
down unless u allow it to get inside u
Do not read success stories
Don't read success stories you will only get a message, always read failure stories you will get an idea
to get success.
Solve all your problems
Don't look for someone who will solve all your problems. look for someone who won't let you face
them alone.
Do not care a person who care about you
U always run behind a person who don't cares about you, but you don't care about a person who cares
about you.. why?
Insaan vo hai jo
Insaan vo hai jo gir ke bhi uth jaye, vo nhi jo ek baar girne ke baad chalne ki himmat hi na kar page
Words are not Enough
Words may not be enough to explain how you feel and what makes you upset, eyes also plays an important role in understanding the same.
Be careful with your words
The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break heart,
So be careful with your Words
Friday, April 19, 2013
Be careful with your words
The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break heart,
So be careful with your Words
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Income in Different Profession
Comparison of 10 Year's Average
Income in Different Profession...
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Teacher: 25 Lakh.
Doctor: 50 Lakh.
Engineer: 45 Lakh.
IAS Officer: 70 Lakh.
Politician: 300 Crore.
Baba: 500 Crore.
Sanyasi : 1177Crore.
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"SO, CHOOSE YOUR CAREER CAREFULLY!"
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Chhodo Ghar Baar,
Chalo Haridwaar!
High Profile Job Hai, Yaar! :D
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Teacher: 25 Lakh.
Doctor: 50 Lakh.
Engineer: 45 Lakh.
IAS Officer: 70 Lakh.
Politician: 300 Crore.
Baba: 500 Crore.
Sanyasi : 1177Crore.
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"SO, CHOOSE YOUR CAREER CAREFULLY!"
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Chhodo Ghar Baar,
Chalo Haridwaar!
High Profile Job Hai, Yaar! :D
Difference between Himami and Tsunami
Teacher: What is the difference between Himami and Tsunami...
Tinto: Himami is face wash... Tsunami is is total wash
Bhagwan and Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke pass
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aur
Choti-Choti magar Moti batein
Choti-Choti magar Moti batein:
1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad rakhna
"Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain
aur
"Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain
aur
Monday, April 15, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Biggest Tragedy in love story
Ek Luv Story:1 ladka 1 ladki ko bhut pyar krta tha, lekin darr ki vajah se kch keh nai paya..
1 din usne decide kiya ki wo us ladki ko msg karke I luv u bolega,
Usne raat mein 'I LUV U' type kr k ladki k no par send kiya aur so gya.
Miss out life big prizes
Most of us miss out life's big prizes:Nobel... :O
Oscar... :(
Grammy... :'(
Degrees..
Kambaqt salary dekh ke khayalat badal jate hai
umar ki raah me jazbaat badal jate haiwaqt ki andhi mein halaat badaal jate hai
sochta hu kaam kar kar ke records tod du
lekin kambaqt salary dekh ke khayalat badal jate hai !!!
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
roothane ki aadat nahi rahi
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
Har wakt muskurane ki
Aadat nhi rahee.
Har wakt muskurane ki
Aadat nhi rahee.
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Funny meaning of twitter
Meaning of twitter :
T :This
W: Wow
I: Internet
T: Tool
T: That
E :Eventually
R :Ruined Your Life.
T :This
W: Wow
I: Internet
T: Tool
T: That
E :Eventually
R :Ruined Your Life.
Do not think that I am stupid
Don't think that I am stupid and don’t understand anything!!! I am just lazy to show how smart I am..
Freak storm is dangerous
Freak storm is dangerous!! But a freak person is not.. that person is mentally ill, so show some sympathy to that person
not funny at all
If are not making me laugh, it means you are not funny at all.. so don't care what other says about you!!
Women will never be as successful as men
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them
Being rude don't mean you are honest
If you are rude than it don't mean that you are honest, but if you are honest than sometimes you sound like a rude person..
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Munni badman ho gyi, Sheela jwan ho gyi or bubbly
kabhi jha bharat me ladies sati savitri kehlati thi.. vhi aaj Munni badman ho gyi, Sheela jwan ho gyi or bubbly badmash ho gyi.. :O
Rabb hi janne aage aage kya hoga!!
Rabb hi janne aage aage kya hoga!!
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Summer’s Ultimate
Summer’s Ultimate:
Mummy dialogue
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Kambakhto thanda pani pite ho to bottle bhi bhar ke rakha kro
Mummy dialogue
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Kambakhto thanda pani pite ho to bottle bhi bhar ke rakha kro
How time has changed
How time has changed. .
Now 10-year-old kid cry because they breakup with there Bf's/gfs . . . .
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Now 10-year-old kid cry because they breakup with there Bf's/gfs . . . .
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A Letter from an Indian Girl to Indian Media on Sanjay Dutt issue
A Letter from an Indian Girl to Indian Media on Sanjay Dutt issue:
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Dear Media,
Please do not make Sanjay Dutt a National Hero. He possessed 10s of Arms and hand grenades that Indian citizens are not supposed to. It goes beyond my imagination (should have) that if anyone need to keep 10s of AK-47 rifles and Hand-Grenade bombs for self-protection that too in India. Please Indian media do not make a saint out of a criminal, even though he is a celebrity.
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Dear Media,
Please do not make Sanjay Dutt a National Hero. He possessed 10s of Arms and hand grenades that Indian citizens are not supposed to. It goes beyond my imagination (should have) that if anyone need to keep 10s of AK-47 rifles and Hand-Grenade bombs for self-protection that too in India. Please Indian media do not make a saint out of a criminal, even though he is a celebrity.
Monday, April 1, 2013
Golden Words By Hitler
Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, crawl
km se km ek call to kr hi leni chahiye thi
1 ladke ki engagemnt 1 bahut
Khubsurat Ldki se hui.
Wo Ladka us ladki se kbi nhi mila tha.
Khubsurat Ldki se hui.
Wo Ladka us ladki se kbi nhi mila tha.
Girls Eyes are the Most Beautiful
She Says: "I don't Love you.."
Her Eyes Say: "I'm Crazy for you.."
She Says: "I'm Happy without you.."
... Her Eyes Say: "I'm No where without you.."
Her Eyes Say: "I'm Crazy for you.."
She Says: "I'm Happy without you.."
... Her Eyes Say: "I'm No where without you.."
A New Metal is added to the Chemistry
A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!
Rishte tod deti hai GF
Rishte tod deti hai GF
Insan ko tanha kr deti hai GF
Na aane dena dil k paas kbi inko
Insan ko tanha kr deti hai GF
Na aane dena dil k paas kbi inko
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo 14 Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai
Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo 14 Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai .
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