Thursday, April 25, 2013

why ambulance is WHITE

Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks) Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder, Oxygen is a gas,...

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

What is Attachment

Attachment is not when two people chat Day Night ....

Monday, April 22, 2013

Jab paper dekh key sir Chakraaye

Jab paper dekh key sir Chakraaye Kuchh samajh mein na aaye Idhar Udhar dekhney par b...

Me and my boss

ME and MY BOSS !! When I Take a long time to finish, I Am Slow, When my boss takes a long time, He Is Thoroug...

KUTTE K BACHE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA

A Chini was in hospital. SANTA went to meet him. Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died...

Saturday, April 20, 2013

Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupay lene the

Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." bf. (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke...

Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani

A pig fell in love with a chicken n they both kissed each other.. next day..pig died of bird flu n chicken died of swine flu.. Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kaha...

Entire water of a sea cannot sink a ship

Entire water of a sea can't sink a ship until it get inside the sea, negativity of the world can't put u down unless u allow it to get inside...

Do not read success stories

Don't read success stories you will only get a message, always read failure stories you will get an idea to get success.&nbs...

Solve all your problems

Don't look for someone who will solve all your problems. look for someone who won't let you face them alone...

Opps I am still unmarried

Opps I am still unmarried.. ...

First physics law of cartoons

First physics law of cartoons ...

Do not care a person who care about you

U always run behind a person who don't cares about you, but you don't care about a person who cares about you.. wh...

Insaan vo hai jo

Insaan vo hai jo gir ke bhi uth jaye, vo nhi jo ek baar girne ke baad chalne ki himmat hi na kar page ...

Words are not Enough

Words may not be enough to explain how you feel and what makes you upset, eyes also plays an important role in understanding the sam...

Be careful with your words

The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break heart, So be careful with your Word...

Friday, April 19, 2013

Ultimate English by punjabi

Ultimate English by Punjabi ...

Be careful with your words

The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break heart, So be careful with your Wor...

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Income in Different Profession

Comparison of 10 Year's Average Income in Different Profession... . . Teacher: 25 Lakh. Doctor: 50 Lakh. Engineer: 45 Lakh. IAS Officer: 70 Lakh. Politician: 300 Crore. Baba: 500 Crore. Sanyasi : 1177Crore. . . . . "SO, CHOOSE YOUR CAREER CAREFULLY!" .. Chhodo Ghar Baar, Chalo...

Difference between Himami and Tsunami

Teacher: What is the difference between Himami and Tsunami... Tinto: Himami is face wash... Tsunami is is total wa...

Bhagwan and Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye

Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye Bhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke pass a...

Choti-Choti magar Moti batein

Choti-Choti magar Moti batein: 1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad rakhna "Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain a...

Monday, April 15, 2013

Stupid boss and stupid employee

Stupid boss and stupid employee ...

Kya aapke paste me namak hai

Kya aapke paste me namak hai ...

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Biggest Tragedy in love story

Ek Luv Story: 1 ladka 1 ladki ko bhut pyar krta tha, lekin darr ki vajah se kch keh nai paya.. 1 din usne decide kiya ki wo us ladki ko msg karke I luv u bolega, Usne raat mein 'I LUV U' type kr k ladki k no par send kiya aur so gya...

Are you bored

Are you bored!! ...

I like boora in food

bura mat dekho, bura mat bolo, bura mat suno ....

Miss out life big prizes

Most of us miss out life's big prizes: Nobel... :O Oscar... :( Grammy... :'( Degrees...

Kambaqt salary dekh ke khayalat badal jate hai

umar ki raah me jazbaat badal jate hai waqt ki andhi mein halaat badaal jate hai sochta hu kaam kar kar ke records tod du lekin kambaqt salary dekh ke khayalat badal jate hai !...

Uff ye reservation

Uff ye reservation ...

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Evolution of men women

Evolution of men and women ...

Beware of Owner

Beware of Owner!! ...

roothane ki aadat nahi rahi

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, Har wakt muskurane ki Aadat nhi rahe...

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Funny meaning of twitter

Meaning of twitter : T :This W: Wow I: Internet T: Tool T: That E :Eventually R :Ruined Your Life...

Do not think that I am stupid

Don't think that I am stupid and don’t understand anything!!! I am just lazy to show how smart I am...

Freak storm is dangerous

Freak storm is dangerous!! But a freak person is not.. that person is mentally ill, so show some sympathy to that perso...

I'm not shy

I'm not shy. I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to...

not funny at all

If are not making me laugh, it means you are not funny at all.. so don't care what other says about you...

Women will never be as successful as men

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise th...

Being rude don't mean you are honest

If you are rude than it don't mean that you are honest, but if you are honest than sometimes you sound like a rude person...

Cute love

Cute love is when your friend gets angry with u n says, I will never talk 2 u. And later that person comes back 2 u just 2 inform.. i am still angry ;...

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Munni badman ho gyi, Sheela jwan ho gyi or bubbly

kabhi jha bharat me ladies sati savitri kehlati thi.. vhi aaj Munni badman ho gyi, Sheela jwan ho gyi or bubbly badmash ho gyi.. :O Rabb hi janne aage aage kya hoga...

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Summer’s Ultimate

Summer’s Ultimate: Mummy dialogue . . . . . . . Kambakhto thanda pani pite ho to bottle bhi bhar ke rakha k...

How time has changed

How time has changed. . Now 10-year-old kid cry because they breakup with there Bf's/gfs . . . . ...

A Letter from an Indian Girl to Indian Media on Sanjay Dutt issue

A Letter from an Indian Girl to Indian Media on Sanjay Dutt issue: ------------------------------------------------------ Dear Media, Please do not make Sanjay Dutt a National Hero. He possessed 10s of Arms and hand grenades that Indian citizens are not supposed to. It goes beyond my imagination (should have) that if anyone need to keep 10s of AK-47...

Monday, April 1, 2013

Golden Words By Hitler

Golden Words By Hitler: If u cant fly, run if u cant run, walk if u cant walk, cra...

km se km ek call to kr hi leni chahiye thi

1 ladke ki engagemnt 1 bahut Khubsurat Ldki se hui. Wo Ladka us ladki se kbi nhi mila th...

Baaki sbko thund lagti hai

Only 3 living beings are immune to cold. 1.Polar bears 2.Pengui...

Girls Eyes are the Most Beautiful

She Says: "I don't Love you.." Her Eyes Say: "I'm Crazy for you.." She Says: "I'm Happy without you.." ... Her Eyes Say: "I'm No where without you....

Superb Attitude for Life

Superb Attitude for Life- . ...

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry: Name: Wife Symbol: Bv Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask...

Rishte tod deti hai GF

Rishte tod deti hai GF Insan ko tanha kr deti hai GF Na aane dena dil k paas kbi ink...

we are intelligent

we are intelligent ...

Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai

In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...

Exercise is good for everyone

Exercise is good for everyone ...

What makeup do you use??

What makeup do you use?? ...

Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo 14 Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai

Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo 14 Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai . . . . . . . . . ....

 
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