Monday, April 1, 2013

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry

A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:

Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask!

Physical Properties :
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love and care
- Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond and Platinum
- Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
- Mostly found in front of the Mirror.


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