Thursday, March 28, 2013

BE BRAVE and Hopeful U WIN

I asked God 2 keep 'U n your family' happy.
He said -' Ok, Only for 4 days.
Wisdom of words!I said ok, summer,winter, rainy n spring days.
He said-No.only for 3 days.

Status me chahe kuch bhi likho sab bde maze se pdte h,wo b puri tone ksath

Papa laye motor car
us k niche phiye 4
po po krti
age chlti
sidhe chlti

Muslim Girl exam mein hindu ladke se

Ek Muslim Girl exam mein Hindu ladke se boli-
Excuse me

Psychology ka practical

Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.

Professor ne ek Chuhe k liye ek trf CAKE or dusri trf CHUHIYA rak di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Insaniyat se vishwas uta gya

Chor Aaya
Tijori par Likha tha
"Todne ki Zarurt Nhi,Button Dabao, Khul Jayega"
Button Dabate hi Police Aa gyi.

Galti apki hi hogi

If ever i was rude to u. If Ever i was angry with u. If ever i misbehaved with u..Don't hesitate.

BLAME URSLF

Galti apki hi hogi, Mai to SHONA BABU hu na!!

What is Diwali

A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his brother.. He replied: "So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but, like his step mom or something, was kinda bitch n she forced her hubby to send this Ram to sum jungle or something.. Coz he was going for 14yrs, so his wife n bro got along (U knw just 2 chill)..

Strange but true

Strange but true-
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Duniya me hr insaan ka alag naam h,
mgr bheed me jb hm aawaz
lgate h.
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Monday, March 25, 2013

What is the Color of Frequency?

What is the Color of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Dedicated To All Engineering Students

Dedicated To All Engineering Students
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just imagine u r alone in a dense forest
its night
a fearful wind blows and u find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall
with fearful heart u approach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u
and a great light fills on the building then
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