Thursday, March 28, 2013

What is Diwali

A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his brother.. He replied: "So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but, like his step mom or something, was kinda bitch n she forced her hubby to send this Ram to sum jungle or something.. Coz he was going for 14yrs, so his wife n bro got along (U knw just 2 chill)..
But dude forest was real scary shit..was full of devils n shit like that, but dis dude killed them with arrows.. But den sum bad gangsta- Ravan picked up his babe sita.. Dis Dude n his bro got pissed off.. So they got an army of monkeys..don’t ask how... Attacked Dem,got d babe n n home.. People thought at least they deserve something they had no bars or clubs or smoke stuff... So they lit lamps.. N this is how it all started..



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