I asked God 2 keep 'U n your family' happy.
He said -' Ok, Only for 4 days.
Wisdom of words!I said ok, summer,winter, rainy n spring days.
He said-No.only for 3 day...
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Status me chahe kuch bhi likho sab bde maze se pdte h,wo b puri tone ksath
Papa laye motor car
us k niche phiye 4
po po krti
age chlti
sidhe chl...
Psychology ka practical
Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.
Professor ne ek Chuhe k liye ek trf CAKE or dusri trf CHUHIYA rak di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapk...
Insaniyat se vishwas uta gya
Chor Aaya
Tijori par Likha tha
"Todne ki Zarurt Nhi,Button Dabao, Khul Jayega"
Button Dabate hi Police Aa gyi...
Galti apki hi hogi
If ever i was rude to u. If Ever i was angry with u. If ever i misbehaved with u..Don't hesitate.
BLAME URSLF
Galti apki hi hogi, Mai to SHONA BABU hu na...
What is Diwali
A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his brother.. He replied: "So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but, like his step mom or something, was kinda bitch n she forced her hubby to send this Ram to sum jungle or something.. Coz he was going for 14yrs, so his wife n bro got along (U knw just 2 chill).....
Strange but true
Strange but true-
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Duniya me hr insaan ka alag naam h,
mgr bheed me jb hm aawaz
lgate h....
Monday, March 25, 2013
Dedicated To All Engineering Students
Dedicated To All Engineering Students
............
just imagine u r alone in a dense forest
its night
a fearful wind blows and u find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall
with fearful heart u approach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u
and a great light fills on the building then
;
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;
;...
Friday, March 22, 2013
Holder mein aapko latka de
Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai
Ki
her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur Holder mein aapko latka ...
Sartaj Modified Song
Sartaj Modified- Asi gye gurudware te kol Car c,
othe ja k dekhya langar tyar c.
koi koi sune babbe di gall nu,
koi koi dekhe jalebiyan wal nu...
sartaj ne chuk jalebi luko layi,
babbeyan ne kutt-kutt othe hi kho layi.
Jlebi chkn te kam khrab ho gya,
fer sartaj chup chap...
JAB PYAR KIYA TO Darna kya
Boy:Kal se hum kahi Aur milnge
Girl: kyu?
Boy:Bade Zalim hai teri Gali k bache!
Girl:kyu kya hua?
Boy:Kutte piche Laga k kehte hai
JAB PYAR KIYA TO Darna ky...
When YOU love sumOne
When YOU love some One but that person doesn't love you,
When Some ONE Loves u ,YOU Don't love that person..
When u BOTH love each other,
Then THIRD PERSON mess up everything.. ...
Uff Meri Majburi
Kbi-Kbi lgta h ki tension me Jaan De du
Pr
Jeena pdta h,
jb khayal aata h ki
kuch hi to Smart or samjdaar log bache h
1 or kam ho jayega
Uff Meri Majbu...
Gapp suno ji
Gapp suno ji..
Gapp suno ji..
Gapp suno muh add ke...!
Chuhe ne sher kutteya,
Gufa vichon kad ke...!
Ganje ne kangi kitti,
Cheer vichon kad ke...!
Murde ne photo khichwai,
muh bahar kadh ke...!
Te ik bhutni message pad rahi a
sare kam chadd ke...
Hun Haso... Dnt mind...
Friendship is silent gift of nature.
Friendship is the silent gift of nature..
More old..More strong..
More deep..More clear..
More close..More warm..
Fewer words..
More understandi...
Alag naam par ek pehchan
Strange but true-
.
Duniya me hr insaan ka alag naam h,
mgr bheed me jb hm aawaz
lgate h.
.
.
.
.
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"ABE O KUTTE" kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kr dkte...
In the memory of 90s
In d memory of 90's
When d most popular games were "chuppan-chupai",
"pakdam-pakdai",
"oonch-neech",
"barf-paani",
when d best delights were "orange goli",
"raaja ka khajaana",
"kismibar",
when we were not allowed 2 watch late night movies on DD-1 but v managed it somehow,
when...
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Funny Love letter to Mom and Dad
Dear Mother and Dad:
It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any...
funny conversation between boy ang girl
Funny Conversation between boy and girls
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think...
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Cute love story
A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wanna Love with me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leave U then will u cry?
Boy:NO.
Girl got Hurt n started 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r not Pretty but BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want 2 live without U but LIVE 4 U.
When u leave me i...
Kids Love story
A KIDs LOVE LETTER:
.
Dear Pri...,
I love u. My dream i see U. ♥
everywhere. U know, i not live u..
I come green shirt tomorrow. U luv i, u come green frock.
I wait down mango tree.
U no come, i jump tree.
sure come.
your
MONU ♥
..
..
Now girl replies..
DEAR mONU ur letter...
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Letter written by an HR executive to his love
Letter written by an HR executive to his love:
Dearest Romio,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself...
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around...
अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस??
महामूर्ख दरबार में, लगा अनोखा केस
फसा हुआ है मामला, अक्ल बङी या भैंस
अक्ल बङी या भैंस, दलीलें बहुत सी आय...
मैं सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर बन गया
मैं सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर बन गया सपने तो सभी देखते है ,
मेरा भी एक सपना था ,
ज़िन्दगी मैं कुछ कर गुजरने का मन में जो ठान लिया था बहुत ही लगन से मैंने कि थी पढाई ,
इसलिए मैंने भी सोचा क्यों ना सॉफ्टवेर इंजिनियर बन जाऊ मेरे भाई ,
कालेज के दिन ख़तम हुए ,और वक़्त हाथ से यूँ ही...
गब्बर सिंह का चरित्र चित्रण
1. सादा जीवन, उच्च विचार: उसके जीने का ढंग बड़ा सरल था. पुराने और मैले कपड़े, बढ़ी हुई दाढ़ी, महीनों से
जंग खाते दांत और पहाड़ों पर खानाबदोश जीवन. जैसे मध्यकालीन भारत का फकीर हो. जीवन में अपने लक्ष्य की ओर इतना समर्पित कि ऐशो-आराम और विलासिता के लिए एक पल की भी फुर्सत नहीं....
Sabne Jhoot Kha Tha
Sabne jhooth kaha tha
Kitabo me parha tha…
buzurgon ne bhi kaha tha…
maa ne bhi khilay...
Hritik was not a science student, for then he would never have asked such questions
Hritik was not a science student, for then he would never have asked such questions !!!!!
kyon chalti hai pawan
-- because of evaporatio...
