Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks)
Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,...
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Monday, April 22, 2013
Jab paper dekh key sir Chakraaye
Jab paper dekh key sir Chakraaye
Kuchh samajh mein na aaye
Idhar Udhar dekhney par b...
Me and my boss
ME and MY BOSS !!
When I Take a long time to finish,
I Am Slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
He Is Thoroug...
KUTTE K BACHE OXYGEN KE PIPE SE PAIR UTHA
A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said 'CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA' And died...
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupay lene the
Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you."
bf. (got excited): "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke...
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kahani
A pig fell in love with a chicken n they both kissed each other..
next day..pig died of bird flu n chicken died of swine flu..
Ajab Prem ki Gajab Kaha...
Entire water of a sea cannot sink a ship
Entire water of a sea can't sink a ship until it get inside the sea, negativity of the world can't put u
down unless u allow it to get inside...
Do not read success stories
Don't read success stories you will only get a message, always read failure stories you will get an idea
to get success.&nbs...
Solve all your problems
Don't look for someone who will solve all your problems. look for someone who won't let you face
them alone...
Do not care a person who care about you
U always run behind a person who don't cares about you, but you don't care about a person who cares
about you.. wh...
Insaan vo hai jo
Insaan vo hai jo gir ke bhi uth jaye, vo nhi jo ek baar girne ke baad chalne ki himmat hi na kar page
...
Words are not Enough
Words may not be enough to explain how you feel and what makes you upset, eyes also plays an
important role in understanding the sam...
Be careful with your words
The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break heart,
So be careful with your Word...
Friday, April 19, 2013
Be careful with your words
The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break heart,
So be careful with your Wor...
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Income in Different Profession
Comparison of 10 Year's Average
Income in Different Profession...
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Teacher: 25 Lakh.
Doctor: 50 Lakh.
Engineer: 45 Lakh.
IAS Officer: 70 Lakh.
Politician: 300 Crore.
Baba: 500 Crore.
Sanyasi : 1177Crore.
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"SO, CHOOSE YOUR CAREER CAREFULLY!"
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Chhodo Ghar Baar,
Chalo...
Difference between Himami and Tsunami
Teacher: What is the difference between Himami and Tsunami...
Tinto: Himami is face wash... Tsunami is is total wa...
Bhagwan and Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj, aap doctor ke pass
a...
Choti-Choti magar Moti batein
Choti-Choti magar Moti batein:
1 bat zindagi mein hamesha yaad rakhna
"Jab hawa chalti hai to pattay hilte hain
a...
Monday, April 15, 2013
Thursday, April 11, 2013
Biggest Tragedy in love story
Ek Luv Story:
1 ladka 1 ladki ko bhut pyar krta tha, lekin darr ki vajah se kch keh nai paya..
1 din usne decide kiya ki wo us ladki ko msg karke I luv u bolega,
Usne raat mein 'I LUV U' type kr k ladki k no par send kiya aur so gya...
Miss out life big prizes
Most of us miss out life's big prizes:
Nobel... :O
Oscar... :(
Grammy... :'(
Degrees...
Kambaqt salary dekh ke khayalat badal jate hai
umar ki raah me jazbaat badal jate hai
waqt ki andhi mein halaat badaal jate hai
sochta hu kaam kar kar ke records tod du
lekin kambaqt salary dekh ke khayalat badal jate hai !...
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
roothane ki aadat nahi rahi
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
Har wakt muskurane ki
Aadat nhi rahe...
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Funny meaning of twitter
Meaning of twitter :
T :This
W: Wow
I: Internet
T: Tool
T: That
E :Eventually
R :Ruined Your Life...
Do not think that I am stupid
Don't think that I am stupid and don’t understand anything!!! I am just lazy to show how smart I am...
Freak storm is dangerous
Freak storm is dangerous!! But a freak person is not.. that person is mentally ill, so show some sympathy to that perso...
not funny at all
If are not making me laugh, it means you are not funny at all.. so don't care what other says about you...
Women will never be as successful as men
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise th...
Being rude don't mean you are honest
If you are rude than it don't mean that you are honest, but if you are honest than sometimes you sound like a rude person...
Thursday, April 4, 2013
Munni badman ho gyi, Sheela jwan ho gyi or bubbly
kabhi jha bharat me ladies sati savitri kehlati thi.. vhi aaj Munni badman ho gyi, Sheela jwan ho gyi or bubbly badmash ho gyi.. :O
Rabb hi janne aage aage kya hoga...
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Summer’s Ultimate
Summer’s Ultimate:
Mummy dialogue
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Kambakhto thanda pani pite ho to bottle bhi bhar ke rakha k...
How time has changed
How time has changed. .
Now 10-year-old kid cry because they breakup with there Bf's/gfs . . . .
...
A Letter from an Indian Girl to Indian Media on Sanjay Dutt issue
A Letter from an Indian Girl to Indian Media on Sanjay Dutt issue:
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Dear Media,
Please do not make Sanjay Dutt a National Hero. He possessed 10s of Arms and hand grenades that Indian citizens are not supposed to. It goes beyond my imagination (should have) that if anyone need to keep 10s of AK-47...
Monday, April 1, 2013
Golden Words By Hitler
Golden Words By Hitler:
If u cant fly, run
if u cant run, walk
if u cant walk, cra...
km se km ek call to kr hi leni chahiye thi
1 ladke ki engagemnt 1 bahut
Khubsurat Ldki se hui.
Wo Ladka us ladki se kbi nhi mila th...
Girls Eyes are the Most Beautiful
She Says: "I don't Love you.."
Her Eyes Say: "I'm Crazy for you.."
She Says: "I'm Happy without you.."
... Her Eyes Say: "I'm No where without you....
A New Metal is added to the Chemistry
A New Metal is added to the Chemistry:
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare to ask...
Rishte tod deti hai GF
Rishte tod deti hai GF
Insan ko tanha kr deti hai GF
Na aane dena dil k paas kbi ink...
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai
In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...
Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo 14 Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai
Pagal Hai Wo Log Jo 14 Feb Ko Propose Karte Hai .
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Thursday, March 28, 2013
BE BRAVE and Hopeful U WIN
I asked God 2 keep 'U n your family' happy.
He said -' Ok, Only for 4 days.
Wisdom of words!I said ok, summer,winter, rainy n spring days.
He said-No.only for 3 day...
Status me chahe kuch bhi likho sab bde maze se pdte h,wo b puri tone ksath
Papa laye motor car
us k niche phiye 4
po po krti
age chlti
sidhe chl...
Psychology ka practical
Psychology ka practical ho ra tha.
Professor ne ek Chuhe k liye ek trf CAKE or dusri trf CHUHIYA rak di.
Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapk...
Insaniyat se vishwas uta gya
Chor Aaya
Tijori par Likha tha
"Todne ki Zarurt Nhi,Button Dabao, Khul Jayega"
Button Dabate hi Police Aa gyi...
Galti apki hi hogi
If ever i was rude to u. If Ever i was angry with u. If ever i misbehaved with u..Don't hesitate.
BLAME URSLF
Galti apki hi hogi, Mai to SHONA BABU hu na...
What is Diwali
A mom asked her elder kid to explain diwali to his brother.. He replied: "So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but, like his step mom or something, was kinda bitch n she forced her hubby to send this Ram to sum jungle or something.. Coz he was going for 14yrs, so his wife n bro got along (U knw just 2 chill).....
Strange but true
Strange but true-
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Duniya me hr insaan ka alag naam h,
mgr bheed me jb hm aawaz
lgate h....
Monday, March 25, 2013
Dedicated To All Engineering Students
Dedicated To All Engineering Students
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just imagine u r alone in a dense forest
its night
a fearful wind blows and u find a ghostly old building there of 15 feet tall
with fearful heart u approach near the building suddenly a dead body falls on u
and a great light fills on the building then
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Friday, March 22, 2013
Holder mein aapko latka de
Aapki dosti ki roshni itni hai
Ki
her taraf ujala hi ujala nazar aata hai
Sochte hain ki ghar ki bijli katwa de
Aur Holder mein aapko latka ...
Sartaj Modified Song
Sartaj Modified- Asi gye gurudware te kol Car c,
othe ja k dekhya langar tyar c.
koi koi sune babbe di gall nu,
koi koi dekhe jalebiyan wal nu...
sartaj ne chuk jalebi luko layi,
babbeyan ne kutt-kutt othe hi kho layi.
Jlebi chkn te kam khrab ho gya,
fer sartaj chup chap...
JAB PYAR KIYA TO Darna kya
Boy:Kal se hum kahi Aur milnge
Girl: kyu?
Boy:Bade Zalim hai teri Gali k bache!
Girl:kyu kya hua?
Boy:Kutte piche Laga k kehte hai
JAB PYAR KIYA TO Darna ky...
When YOU love sumOne
When YOU love some One but that person doesn't love you,
When Some ONE Loves u ,YOU Don't love that person..
When u BOTH love each other,
Then THIRD PERSON mess up everything.. ...
Uff Meri Majburi
Kbi-Kbi lgta h ki tension me Jaan De du
Pr
Jeena pdta h,
jb khayal aata h ki
kuch hi to Smart or samjdaar log bache h
1 or kam ho jayega
Uff Meri Majbu...
Gapp suno ji
Gapp suno ji..
Gapp suno ji..
Gapp suno muh add ke...!
Chuhe ne sher kutteya,
Gufa vichon kad ke...!
Ganje ne kangi kitti,
Cheer vichon kad ke...!
Murde ne photo khichwai,
muh bahar kadh ke...!
Te ik bhutni message pad rahi a
sare kam chadd ke...
Hun Haso... Dnt mind...
Friendship is silent gift of nature.
Friendship is the silent gift of nature..
More old..More strong..
More deep..More clear..
More close..More warm..
Fewer words..
More understandi...
Alag naam par ek pehchan
Strange but true-
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Duniya me hr insaan ka alag naam h,
mgr bheed me jb hm aawaz
lgate h.
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"ABE O KUTTE" kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kr dkte...
In the memory of 90s
In d memory of 90's
When d most popular games were "chuppan-chupai",
"pakdam-pakdai",
"oonch-neech",
"barf-paani",
when d best delights were "orange goli",
"raaja ka khajaana",
"kismibar",
when we were not allowed 2 watch late night movies on DD-1 but v managed it somehow,
when...
Thursday, March 7, 2013
Funny Love letter to Mom and Dad
Dear Mother and Dad:
It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing and am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on, please sit down. You are not to read any...
funny conversation between boy ang girl
Funny Conversation between boy and girls
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think...
Tuesday, March 5, 2013
Cute love story
A cute Love Story:
GIRL:M i Pretty?
BOY:NO.
Girl:Do U wanna Love with me?
BOY:NO.
Girl:if I leave U then will u cry?
Boy:NO.
Girl got Hurt n started 2 cry.
Boy hold her Tight n said:
U r not Pretty but BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want 2 live without U but LIVE 4 U.
When u leave me i...
Kids Love story
A KIDs LOVE LETTER:
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Dear Pri...,
I love u. My dream i see U. ♥
everywhere. U know, i not live u..
I come green shirt tomorrow. U luv i, u come green frock.
I wait down mango tree.
U no come, i jump tree.
sure come.
your
MONU ♥
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Now girl replies..
DEAR mONU ur letter...
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Letter written by an HR executive to his love
Letter written by an HR executive to his love:
Dearest Romio,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday).
With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself...
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms
If you have been in IT industry too long these are your symptoms:
1.) U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday parlance. For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around...
